17 sublime Twitter responses from Subway

Frank Sars

7 jaar geleden

Subway is not only the largest fastfood chain in the world, they’re also pretty good at Twitter.

1. Wow, rude.

https://twitter.com/BrianManzullo/status/939149907138678785

Looks like you're set for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack 👌😏

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 8, 2017

*coughs awkwardly*

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 8, 2017

2. This took a turn…

Jokes on you 'cause your phone is gonna light up right now. SURPRISE! IT'S SUBWAY AGAIN

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 5, 2017

We're sorry…?

— Subway Listens (@SubwayListens) December 5, 2017

3. Subway is always looking out for you.

where's the chapstick tori

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 27, 2017

4. They really get people.

https://twitter.com/joshcanoo/status/946133795123511296

…this is strange…but we understand…

— SUBWAY® (@SUBWAY) December 27, 2017

5. That is… not what that’s called.

…washed…your teeth…..

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 27, 2017

6. Oh snap.

@

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 27, 2017

7. They know their hiphop lyrics.

always in the barbershop
Subway ain't bout this, Subway ain't about that

my guy, some locations still have this

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 26, 2017

8. They don’t shy away from a fight.

better

— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) December 24, 2017

(ง°ل͜°)ง

— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) December 26, 2017

ᵢ wᵢₗₗ fᵢₙd yₒᵤ

— SUBWAY® (@SUBWAY) December 26, 2017

9. They’re big enough to admit their mistakes.

Our #holiday wish list:
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
– subs
(don't worry, we checked our list twice 🎁)

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 22, 2017

oh man I think you're right

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 22, 2017

10. This just seems entirely reasonable.

How many times do we have to tell you? You cannot bring an inflatable pool into the store and proceed to fill it, TO MAX CAPACITY, with lemonade under the guise of "free refills"

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 22, 2017

11. Please don’t mess this up for them.

We know Santa's order: precisely 37 jalapenos on an Italian BMT, NO tomatoes- this guy is an IMPOSTOR

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 22, 2017

Hey man- be cool, I'm trying to make it on the nice list this year

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 22, 2017

12. Nice try.

no smoking allowed

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 21, 2017

13. Makes sense.

we don't really have any recommendations what you do with the subs, people just kinda come in and buy them

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 21, 2017

14. Fastfood chains have feelings, too.

2012, but it's okay, I'm not hurt that you haven't noticed or anything….

😢 ha
ha 😢
😢ha

Maybe they'll make a comeback soon?

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 21, 2017

15. *sirens*

Ummmmmmmm well, this is awkward

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 11, 2017

16. Wh… what?

People say you only live once but tbh every time we take a bite of a sub we feel reborn ¯_(ツ)_/¯

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 7, 2017

where did you get this information

— Subway® (@SUBWAY) December 7, 2017

17. JUST LET THEM EXPLAIN.

https://twitter.com/thunderrmuffin/status/938929382676197376

You’re gonna write an entire paragraph like that and not even tag us? LET US EXPLAIN, ALEX

— SUBWAY® (@SUBWAY) December 8, 2017