These are the 21 best “First Of All…” tweets on the internet

"You still play Pokémon Go? No life"

First of all, I didn't have a life to begin with

— MYSTIC7 (@MYSTIC7) October 16, 2017

“what percent you on?”

first of all this is my charger

— jay bigote!  (@stickojay) October 17, 2017

“you look good today.”

first of all, bitch i look good everyday.

— First of all (@ayfirstofall) October 17, 2017

“just be yourself”

First of all I don’t even know who I am

— Nate Z (@NathanZed) October 16, 2017

"you look tired"

first of all, I AM

— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 17, 2017

"Previously on-"

First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours

— jess (@perfectlyjess_) October 16, 2017

“Are you still watching"

First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough

— Netflix (@netflix) October 15, 2017

*at my funeral*
"I know he's looking down at us from heaven"

First of all, im in hell

— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017

“Screenshots don’t lie”
first of all I lied in the screenshots

— 𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓮𝔃𝔂 (@Twatch_Me_) October 16, 2017

“you look better when you dont have your glasses on”

first of all, you look better when i dont have my glasses on too

— sky 🪩🫧🐬🪷 (@skylurpaige) October 16, 2017

"how dare you"

first of all, how dare you

— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 16, 2017

“I thought you were done with him”

First of all, I’m stupid

— april (@earth_toapril) October 16, 2017

“hey boo”

first of all, you didnt scare me

— jason (@jasoongnz) October 16, 2017

“You’re like a brother to me”

First of all, I’m a Lannister

— A L A G B E 👑 (@t0m_t0m) October 14, 2017