Provided product pictures on webshops like Amazon can be very helpful to make sure you fully understand what you’re actually buying. Sometimes they’re even better than the actual product.
1. This is actually an image used on the Amazon page.
https://twitter.com/grumpygangg/status/932800100367187968
2. The product is not for everyone, apparently.
it also has but one 3-star rating, apparently written by someone who didn’t realize they were buying an 8 inch dildo. hilarious pic.twitter.com/GG4ut19PpZ
— art dick™ (@grumpygangg) November 21, 2017
3. Coming soon to a perfumery near you.
I will be creating a new women’s fragrance called “Toilet Passsion.”
— Debbernaut (@Debbernaut) November 21, 2017
4. *does a double take*
I thought the middle picture was an silicone ear and I was so confused
— Go fuck yourself (@NMilkShake) November 21, 2017
5. Cat brings some expertise.
When I sold sex toys, people would sometimes question the purpose of suction cups. My reply: “Stick it to the floor, stick it to the wall, stick it to the washing machine during spin cycle…”
— Cat “Stop Harassment and Ban All Nazis” Prickett (@shifter_cat) November 21, 2017
6. Bed Passion is raising a lot of eyebrows.
[does a triple take at the bed picture] Sorry, HOW big?
— The Thane of Vare (@varethane) November 21, 2017
7. It only seems slightly out of proportion.
It’s huge and it’s HOVERING OVER THE BED.
— Debbernaut (@Debbernaut) November 21, 2017
8. Maybe not half YOUR bed…
THIS IS NOT EIGHT INCHES. EIGHT INCHES IS NOT HALF A BED.
— H Kitten (@hindsightee) November 21, 2017
9. It really has it all.
finally a dildo that provides bathroom passion AND toilet passion
— 💚💚 althussy 💜💜 (@althussy) November 21, 2017
10. Consider my nightmares fueled.
It’s like your house is haunted by parts of angry, horny ghosts.
— Pat Kelley 🐋 (@gritmonger) November 21, 2017
Tag yourself, I’m Toilet Passion.
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