Everyone has at least one crazy story from their time in school that everybody was talking about. Twitter got together and shared some truly insane ones.
1. Twitter users Katie Notopoulos wants people to share their stories.
2. …what kind of movie were they watching?
A good ole blow job in the middle of biology class. Teacher present and everything. It was movie day.
— Alex Ethridge (@AlexEthridge) December 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/AlexEthridge/status/945509973836140544
3. Maybe it wasn’t the movie, maybe it’s just Biology.
https://twitter.com/sarayasin/status/945641788785733632
I guess biology class makes teens horny
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) December 26, 2017
4. This scavenger hunt got way out of hand.
— LW (@lindseyweber) December 26, 2017
5. R U High?
As their senior prank, members of the class above me rappelled off the roof to remove the “a”, “n”, and “m” from the giant letters spelling out “RANUM HIGH” on the front of our building. It took days for the school to coordinate the removal of the remaining ones.
— Liz Droge-Young (@LizDrogeYoung) December 26, 2017
6. Whoops.
Someone left campus during study hall to buy cocaine but when an undercover cop arrested him, it turned out to be a bag full of sheetrock
— ⭐️bex schwartz (@starbex) December 26, 2017
7. Burrying it in the marsh. As you do.
8. In the end it was her time at school that was cut short.
A girl in my class received menacing letters from a stalker but then it turned out she was sending them to herself. She left the school. Her parents didn’t let her cut her hair so I feel like ultimately it was their fault?
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) December 26, 2017
9. This is WILD.
A father faked his son’s death for the life insurance money and the school had to put bumper stickers over the memorial page in the yearbook after we found out that he was still alive and just transferred to a different school.
— andrew lavelle (@andrewlavelle11) December 26, 2017
10. Well that is… dramatic.
In grade school the DARE officer was sleeping with the principal, she broke it off, he shot himself in the stomach.
— Hold #712 Armbar (@AJSRNJ) December 26, 2017
11. Less awkward than getting caught actually watching stuff on PornHub, though.
School (3500 students) website got hacked and redirected to PornHub for 2 days. Kid got caught, expelled
— jeff af (@jcrrain) December 26, 2017
12. If it involves a severed deer head… it’s probably that one.
either when my friend martin invited 500 myspace strangers to a house party and hired security, OR when someone put a severed deer’s head in a locker as a prank.
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) December 26, 2017
13. That’s one way to let your students know they’re not doing so well…
In middle school the math teacher (I didn’t have him at the time) stapled McDonald’s applications on all the tests. He still works there.
— Ashley Moore (@Fairy_Tail_Fan7) December 26, 2017
14. Don’t do DIY condoms, kids.
Two kids had sex in a drainage tunnel underneath the library using a Ziploc bag for a condom
— Sufganiyot Stevens (@LoganJames) December 26, 2017
15. Now that’s quite a self-own.
Someone sold dvds with a renege porn slideshow of nudes of his female peers that he’d collected from friends and was arrested for child pornography
— Cassie Grimaldi (@CassieGrimaldi) December 26, 2017
16. When you’re sick of spending the holidays with your family.
Guys entire family one level above me had his entire family jailed or exiled for being part of the Albanian mafia
— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) December 26, 2017
17. And finally, the age old lesson:
A history teacher dated and impregnated a senior. He kept his job, she transferred and gave birth. They married, divorced, and she became a history teacher in that same school. All within 4 years.
— Black Снегу́рочка (@CandaceMQZ) December 26, 2017
Those who date history teachers get knocked up, married, when divorced, are doomed to repeat it…
— Reid (@ReidHJOlsen) December 26, 2017
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