We all do embarrassing things when we’re drunk. But don’t worry, chances are you didn’t do anything nearly as bad as the people below…
1. This tweet from Vice was suddenly rediscovered by people over the weekend, and people chimed in to tell their six-word stories.
2. Let’s just hope it was meant for a big dog.
got locked in a dog crate
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) January 14, 2018
3. Ouch.
Toes in outlet to charge body
— Mike (@Geronimo5111) January 12, 2018
4. Sounds like an inkredible night.
I woke up with five tattoos
— Lord Bobby Conner (@LordBobbyConner) January 14, 2018
5. That’s what you get when you sing a lullaby during karaoke.
Fell asleep mid song doing karaoke
— Jiggles (@J_Jiggles) January 13, 2018
6. Very trippy.
Passed out in Las Vegas, woke up in Miami.
— David Leach (@TheDavidLeach) August 23, 2017
7. This is top-level embarrassing.
Woke in attic, not my house.
— Tim Brady (@GrammHammer) January 13, 2018
8. A classic.
vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit
— Rand Duren (@RandDuren) August 21, 2017
9. If you do this on important mail, urine trouble…
Pee’d on three weeks of mail
— Sebastian Skylark (@SebassSkylark) August 21, 2017
10. Sometimes alcohol can give you superhuman strength.
Dragged a tree into my apartment.
— J.M. (@JakeM_80) January 14, 2018
11. That’s one way to spice up your wardrobe.
Returned home wearing nothing but curtains
— Thomas Attila Lewis (@tomdog) January 14, 2018
12. You did it!
https://twitter.com/AlmondRoboPanda/status/952190408942956544
13. That is… a lot of wrongs.
Wrong keyhole, door, street and city
— Emmanuel Fons (@EmmanuelFons) August 21, 2017
14. And finally, this is just impressive.
I pooped in someone else’s pants
— Garrett (@SoCalMindset) January 14, 2018
Well done, everybody. Drunk high-five!
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