Die Tweets der Woche aus dem weltweiten Social Media Universum beschäftigen sich nicht nur mit den brandaktuellen Themen der letzten Tage wie dem von Johnny Depp gewonnenen Verleumdungsprozess gegen Amber Heard und dem Torten-Gate der Mona Lisa, sondern auch mit Kindersprüchen, Tier-Fails und erstaunlichen Erkenntnissen. Die besten englischsprachigen Beiträge hier auf einen Blick:
1. Und täglich grüßt das Murmeltier.
When my daughter was 3 she charged like $380 buying movies and shows on Amazon Prime. She is 13 going on 14 and she will be watching that content until she goes to college.
— Household Government (@LadyBugAssassin) May 28, 2022
2. Glück ist vergänglich.
Happiness is temporary pic.twitter.com/PLxWChhy7C
— MICKEY🔑 (@mmiicckkkeeyyy) June 2, 2022
3. Darauf ein Fass voll Rum.
Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
— Carter Andrews (@cartertheepic) June 1, 2022
4. 30 über Nacht.
animals are so crazy because why is your mom only 1 year older than you
— mujer de negro (@evaelevn) May 31, 2022
5. Die Herren der Augenringe.
I miss them pic.twitter.com/nTZkFM1D3k
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 30, 2022
6. Lügen haben kleine, kurze Beine.
Kid at the park just told me it’s her birthday today. I asked her how old she is and she said five and a half. Story absolutely crumbling
— ben flores redemption arc (@limitlessjest) May 27, 2022
7. Spoileralarm.
I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross? pic.twitter.com/7WU8sjHiiR
— Chip Franklin.com (@chipfranklin) May 28, 2022
8. Qwerty 4ever.
i’m forever IoyaI to that password i chose at age 12
— 𝐈𝐜𝐲 ひ (@IcyJaime) May 31, 2022
9. Hängesessel.
just found out my ottoman is destroyed because this man decided to turn it into a hammock pic.twitter.com/aNgA7AZKKP
— ˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ (@FrickinDelanie) June 2, 2022
10. Ab welchem Alter darf man das nicht mehr?
This girl said she enjoyed the date but she’s not interested in a second one because I blew my food to cool it down ????
— Homie-Kwan Kenobi (@NotShood) May 26, 2022
11. Flash forward.
15 year old Iman Vellani made a Ms. Marvel suit for Halloween and all her friends thought she was The Flash😭. Years later now she IS Ms. Marvel in the MCU. Like woww pic.twitter.com/PbRPdbnj7E
— carlos✧ KENOBI ERA (@CINEPAPI) June 1, 2022
12. Problem und Lösung liegen so nahe beeinander.
— Gianni ⚡️ (@Theylovegianni) June 2, 2022
13. Bekommst du genug zu essen?
Truly shocked my mother when I told her I don’t like that she comments on my weight every time we see each other. More bonkers she goes, “well what would you prefer, if I just didn’t say anything about your weight?” Which… I mean yeah, that!
— Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) May 31, 2022
14. Stiller Feierabend.
Asked my dad and uncle why they weren’t chatting and my uncle goes “we’re done chatting for today” and my dad nods and they continue watching tv in silence
— gabby (@momjeansss_) May 30, 2022
15. Soße für alle!
THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES
— Rosé🥂 (@yelli_tavarez) June 1, 2022
16. Ich weiß, dass ich nichts weiß.
when guys on dating apps ask me who my favourite philosopher is i make up a random german sounding name. half of the time they “oh yeah i’ve read some of his stuff”
— eilidh (@beauvoirbaddie) June 1, 2022
17. Kunst.
not the mona lisa getting vandalized omfg i just know leonardo dicaprio rolling in his grave right now
— tony (@catrussy) May 30, 2022
18. The strangest thing.
he never got a haircut his head just grew https://t.co/5NdAzMvABQ
— not j*ss (@itsnotjess123) May 28, 2022
19. Noch vom letzten Jahrtausend.
I just choked pic.twitter.com/DdspL2swgX
— irene (picsart era) (@enerianna) May 29, 2022
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