De tijden dat ‘het enige recht van een vrouw het aanrecht’ was, zijn voorbij. Al zouden sommige mannen dat misschien toch liever anders zien. Helaas heren, dat gaat niet gebeuren. En deze goedgebekte vrouwen wijzen jullie daar nog eens met liefde op.
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1. Daar is ook maar één juist antwoord op.
A man pulled my ponytail and made kissing sounds at me on the bus so I turned around and burped in his face and I regret nothing
— Sally (@little_budget) March 9, 2018
2. Kijk, aan zo’n vent heb je wat.
A cat-caller just said he wants to get “all up in my business” which is great because my taxes are complicated and I could use the help.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 21, 2015
3.TRUMP IS HELEMAAL NIET EMO- oké laat maar.
Sometimes I read Trump’s twitter & recall that for most of American history people were like, “women are too emotional to be president.”
— jillkimb (@gigiequalslove) December 31, 2017
4. Michelle weet er alles van.
When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.
— Heidi Stevens (@HeidiStevens13) October 16, 2019
5. En stil dat het was.
Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷♀️
— Amy Fowler (@AmyAbroad) August 15, 2018
6. Nee, je verdient geen applaus.
If you’re a man who’s never pawed, groped, assaulted a woman, you are normal. Not good, not great.
This is how normal people behave.
— Ray Stings (@Purba_Ray) October 5, 2018
7. Oehoe.
When a man tells me he’s looking for a ‘real woman’ I scurry away because I’m actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN’T FIND OUT.
— Aimee (@Mimiification) July 1, 2017
8. Denk daar maar even over na.
If you think “girls never go for nice guys,” consider the possibility that a.) they do, and b.) you’re not one.
— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) October 9, 2017
9. Alsjeblieft, daar is je antwoord.
Do men still hunt and gather? https://t.co/lxSkihvkfU
— FupaCabra (@mdeeeeee_) June 12, 2019
10. Mansplaining, zó romantisch.
“Where’d you meet him?”
“On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me.”— Kashana (@kashanacauley) June 15, 2016
11. Het is maar net hoe je ernaar kijkt.
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she’d have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
12. Wees dan ook consequent.
Once I told me ex to slap my face during sex and he said he didn’t wanna hurt me, but then cheated on me so I’m confused
— fructose mama (@HellolmSammi) February 22, 2018
13. Hondsbrutaal.
I unconsciously smile at people’s dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man’s dog as I was lost in thought and he said, “Bitch smiles at a dog but won’t look me in the eye.” A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT’S WHY.
— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017
14. Zo wordt mansplaining toch nog leuk.
A man just asked, “Hey red – does the carpet match the drapes?” So I lied and I said I didn’t understand what he was asking. Then he AKWARDLY TRIED TO EXPLAIN HIS SHITTY SEXUAL COMMENT. And as he did he got all embarrassed and ashamed. Can I buy this feeling as a drug???
— Alice Moran (@Alice_Moran) August 7, 2018
15. Maar toch bedankt voor het bieden van de mogelijkheid.
Men have the weirdest way of handling rejection. “Any last words” IM DYING 😂 pic.twitter.com/oYm5e5mcx6
— LEA MARIE ♡ (@LeaKetchum) August 14, 2018
16. Wie is er nu precies gek?
“My ex girlfriend is crazy”
Code for: I played w her emotions, ruined her mental health, gave her reasons to be jealous, used gaslighting when she called me out, and now that she’s justifiably upset/hurt I demonize her hoping other men won’t want her and she’ll come back to me.
— Morrigan Brooklyn Evers (@G3MINIF33D) December 11, 2017
17. Julia heeft wel een oplossing.
Every time I see a girl in her early 20’s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018
18. Wat zou de Nederlandse versie zijn?
My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it’s ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
— Prof. Nicole Gugliucci, Doctor of the Sky 👩🏫📡✨ (@NoisyAstronomer) September 22, 2017
19. Mocht je het gemist hebben: Doritos bracht in Amerika extra crunchy chips uit, zodat mannen lekker ‘mannelijk’ luid konden eten. Ja echt.
Help guys I accidentally ate Doritos for Men and now I’ve made a reddit account and I’m telling random women in the street to smile.
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) February 5, 2018
20. Probleem opgelost.
a woman had me double bag her tampons because the bag was see thru and her husband would be embarrassed..sweetie throw the whole husband out
— queen G (@thedenimwarrior) August 21, 2017
21. Het is maar een suggestie hoor.
dudes who are saying “it’s scary to hook up with women now, it’s like I don’t know what’s ok and what isn’t”
uhh.. why don’t you ask her? She’s literally right there
— Alexis Novak (@AlexisGirlNovak) January 14, 2018
22. Nee. Gewoon, nee.
a swedish guy in my japanese school: you know, sex is like pizza; even when it’s bad, it’s good
girls in my class (me included): *awkward silence*
an italian girl: you know, i don’t even agree about the pizza part
— Alicia (@doctoranovia) May 28, 2018
23. Een wijze vrouw.
My grandmothers 1925 version of “men are trash” x pic.twitter.com/AzQ5ZCmFIO
— ella bella (@_ellaroberts) March 22, 2018
24. Wat u niet wil dat u geschiedt..
I really feel for men on dating apps who seem salty that women care about their height – it must be so hard to have potential partners judge you on your body
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 28, 2019
25. Beetje zelfreflectie aub.
dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife
— new gun, new ass (@OBLOMOVITE) October 1, 2019
26. Luisteren is ook lastig.
guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we’ll never know!— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
27. Eh…
fathers: you can’t trust men. they only want one thing.
uncles: boys are trying to play you
cousins: you better not be dating those boys
brothers: they just want to get inside your pants.girls: men are trash
men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
— your supreme, dj franzia (@hawillisdc) December 17, 2017
28. En tot slot: een fijn versje.
Girl, I’m a sweet guy
Reply to all your tweets guy
Be cool if we could meet guy
Send pics of your feet guy
Please reply to my chat type
Or else I will get mad type
You only date Chads type
Whatever, you’re so fat typeI’m a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guy
Bitch
— Yer One (@MiseryVulture) August 2, 2019
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