30 diepzinnige gedachten die alleen bij ons opkomen tijdens het douchen

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9 juni, 2020
Door: Noah Vink

4 minuten lezen

Het reflectiemomentje van de dag vindt plaats tijdens het… douchen. Het moment waarop je alle zorgen van je afspoelt, maar je brein tegelijkertijd op volle toeren draait. Het account showerthoughts zet al onze rare realisaties tijdens het douchen op een rijtje. Disclaimer: na het het lezen kan een existentiële crisis niet worden uitgesloten.

1. Hier wel eens over nagedacht?

If a person attempts a really dangerous stunt and succeeds, everyone thinks they’re brave/courageous. But if they fail, everyone thinks they’re stupid and deserved to fail. from r/Showerthoughts

2. Idee voor een nieuwe horrorfilm?

A skeleton, a zombie, and a ghost all make up 1 full human from r/Showerthoughts

3. Blijkt dit nou gewoon een trucje te zijn?

Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
byu/Yorkshire45 inShowerthoughts

4. Wat school ons eigenlijk heeft geleerd..

When you consider how hard it is to get 4 or 5 people on the same page to do a school project, getting 330 million or 7.5 billion people on the same page about anything is probably unrealistic. from r/Showerthoughts

5. Je hoeft je hond dus niet uit te lachen.

We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language, you’d be pretty fucking startled too.
byu/Biles inShowerthoughts

6. Want wie vindt dit nou echt fijn?

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.
byu/RodzRodzRodz inShowerthoughts

7. Geld zat.

Somebody at google was just like “yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth”.
byu/LifeInKernelSpace inShowerthoughts

8. Sucks to be that guy.

There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total asshole
byu/LordMetrognome inShowerthoughts

9. Wie stemt voor?

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
byu/TerminalGay inShowerthoughts

10. Damn..

Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, seems to have made zero impact on culture. No one references the movie and no one really talks about it since it was released 10 years ago.
byu/SilentWalrus92 inShowerthoughts

11. Lekker bezig, Noord-Korea.

The olympics is the only time when you hear “Great execution by North Korea” and it seems okay.
byu/IronPhi inShowerthoughts

12. Nou, daar gaat m’n bewondering voor Ash..

In the anime, Ash Ketchum was supposed to be a huge Pokémon fan before he left on his journey. But every time he sees any kind of Pokémon, he has to pull out his Pokédex because he doesn’t know what it is. Ash Ketchum was a poser before he left on his journey.
byu/ProdigyLightshow inShowerthoughts

13. Wie is er nog meer fan?

We all think of Gordon Ramsay as an extremely picky food critic/chef but if your life’s work was cooking and you saw a narcissistic restaurant manager breaking health code violations and making horrible food, you’d be pretty angry too.
byu/Headache07 inShowerthoughts

14. Bedenk je dit de volgende keer dat je geld op straat ziet liggen.

Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It’s literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
byu/ThatOneRoadie inShowerthoughts

15. Ik blijf denk ik kind voor altijd.

Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
byu/sarahp1988 inShowerthoughts

16. Inderdaad zeg, wie heeft dit uitgevonden?

Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.
byu/PainMatrix inShowerthoughts

17. Vertel me: waarom?

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
byu/ybarraymapea inShowerthoughts

18. Want niemand houdt van vroeg opstaan.

Night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
by inShowerthoughts

19. Laten we dit internationaal doorvoeren.

This “Spring Forward” thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.
by inShowerthoughts

20. Wanneer komt dit koninklijke familieportret?

The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times – it’s a whole parallel royal family but with spiders
byu/tylerolo inShowerthoughts

21. Dit voorbeeld kan nog wel eens van pas komen..

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
byu/kioshi43 inShowerthoughts

22. Het gevoel van pure paniek.

The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn’t drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question.
byu/Prophettx inShowerthoughts

23. Die dagelijkse struggle.

One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there’s a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it.
by inShowerthoughts

24. Niks aan dus.

Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits
byu/definitelyusername inShowerthoughts

25. Kan je nu nog normaal naar een talentenjacht kijken?

Talent shows like Britain’s got talent become much more disturbing when you realise that it’s just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.
byu/matthiasjreb inShowerthoughts

26. Een ding is zeker:

Your future self is talking shit about you
by inShowerthoughts

27. Het teken dat je oud & gierig wordt.

Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.
byu/Jonshno inShowerthoughts

28. Interessante observatie..

When cell phones were new, it was cool to have a fun or interesting ringtone. Today, if your phone isn’t permanently on silent mode you’re a scumbag
byu/DNAviolation inShowerthoughts

29. Want eerlijk: dat is hoe echte leven werkt.

Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked
byu/PooperOfMoons inShowerthoughts

30. Maar laten we even leuker afsluiten met dit fijne gevoel.

There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won’t have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.
byu/dzemperzapedra inShowerthoughts

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