Weet je het nog? Die les over bloemetjes en bijtjes. Stiekem vond iedereen het een enorm spannend onderwerp, maar werd er vooral een beetje giechelig over gedaan. Deze Twitteraar deelde haar herinnering aan deze les en daar gingen andere Twitteraars op in.
1. Het draadje begint zo.
2. Voor sommigen was het allemaal erg spannend.
i passed out in middle school sex ed bc my blood sugar was low and as i was escorted out the teacher proceeded to tell the entire class “she was just nervous because we were talking about penises”
— lauren☼ (@laurenelizzy_) November 2, 2019
3. Deze man herinnert zich nog goed wie de les gaf.
Our sex ed teacher was the Mum of a local kid, and a district sexual health nurse.
Years later I met her son and blurted out: “Your Mum taught me how to put a condom on…”
Sensing his confusion and embarrassment I added: “…. with her mouth.”
— jInzæsckhkö (@sckhko) November 3, 2019
4. Deze jongen was wel erg enthousiast.
We had a teacher ask if anyone wanted to volunteer to draw a penis on the board.
Teacher was expecting diagram like the book.
Guy went up and drew an enormous and veiny number with gusto to much hilarity. Kept adding little flourishes so teacher had to stop him eventually
— Nick Barreto (@nickbarreto) November 2, 2019
5. Je kan niet vroeg genoeg beginnen..
Ours was very brief by our biology teacher. He asked if we had any questions at the end and one of my classmates put up his hand… “When can we start??”
— Paul Walker (@syllabub69) November 2, 2019
6. Sommige docenten beelden maar al te graag dingen uit.
Mr. Witner from the Bronx – he would ask the class for a sweatshirt, put it on. And then assume the role of “clitoris man” – taking the hood off when he was “aroused”
— Frank Chaparro (@fintechfrank) November 4, 2019
7. Daar zit je dan..
Never use oil based lubes with condoms, because it will destroy them.
Demonstration included blowing a condom up like a balloon and then casually rubbing crisco on the surface til it suddenly exploded.
A piece of crisco covered condom landed in my hair.— Pali Q (@Palitato) November 3, 2019
8. Tegeltjeswijsheden.
I went to an all girl Catholic high school and we were told: “no man ever died of an unresolved erection”.
— Mary Szczepanski 🤔🏳️🌈 (@muhltrayne) November 2, 2019
9. Dit is ook een manier..
Teacher invited a former student, a year older than us, in to speak. She’d gotten pregnant during her first time. Brought the baby. Completely freaked us out.
— SK Downing (@sk_downing) November 2, 2019
10. Nu je het zo zegt..
I remember Meg Hickling telling us that masturbation is natural, there’s a reason our hands hang at crotch height 😮
— may-li 🦄 khoe (@mayli) November 3, 2019
11. Je probeerde natuurlijk extra goed te scoren op de toets.
I remember the teacher/track coach (who later quit to marry a student) announcing titles for the two people who got a perfect score on the exam. I was Sex King and a girl I had a hopeless secret crush on was Sex Queen
— Chris Doyon (@nilbog3000) November 2, 2019
12. Arme klas..
Can’t remember her name but our teacher was using a rubber band to demonstrate how the vagina can expand and contract in order to push out a baby. The rubber band snapped and every girl in class screamed.
— Seana Lyn (@SeanaLyn) November 3, 2019
13. En zo was de les ineens afgelopen.
The teacher went to draw the vagina and Fallopian tubes on the white board… then said “oh wow, that looks like an elephant” and stopped and drew an elephant the rest of the class instead
— Present and Pleasant (@BpBethany) November 3, 2019
Lees ook: Deze opmerkingen van docenten zijn oud-scholieren altijd bij gebleven
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