Anna Kendrick’s Twitter is een plek vol verbazing en wereldse inzichten

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10 januari, 2020
Door: Sander van den Berg

3 minuten lezen

Er zijn weinig actrices die ritmisch op een paar bekers kunnen rammen en soms ongelofelijk geestig uit de Twitter-hoek komen. Sterker nog, wij kennen er maar één. We hebben het natuurlijk over de Amerikaanse actrice Anna Kendrick.

Foto: Hollandse Hoogte

1. Je weet wel, van Twilight.

Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 26, 2018

2. Of anders wel van haar band met Enrique Iglesias?

Dear Yahoo: how do I get to this timeline where I've slept with Enrique Iqlesias please and thank you. pic.twitter.com/4mmA2i7dse

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 17, 2018

I realize the confusion probably came from the two Anna K names, but she’s a tall blonde athlete and I’m – oh, oh – do they think I’m the baby?

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 17, 2018

3. Och Anna is toch zo’n lieve bescheiden meid.

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 4, 2014

4. Nou ja, laat dat ‘lieve’ eigenlijk maar weg.

My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 15, 2016

5. Ze heeft in ieder geval vertrouwen in eigen rijtalent.

How I feel about driving and also everything else https://t.co/0aTVtYf1AR

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 1, 2019

6. En als actrice heeft ze natuurlijk gevoel voor dramatiek.

Well. I was literally about to eat a raspberry, it was centimeters from my mouth, and noticed a very small SPIDER on it and now I’ll never eat a raspberry again, or fruit, or food. So I guess this is goodbye.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 25, 2019

7. Dan kan je nog zoveel centen bij elkaar acteren, er gaat uiteindelijk niets boven…

My online shopping style:

Put everything I like in the cart.

Edit.

Edit more.

Edit until I’m down to one item.

Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info.

Watch free porn.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 21, 2018

8. Online shoppen is dus geen hobby van haar, maar soms maakt het universum iets duidelijk.

Ok, ok, that’s not me but for a second I thought it was cause that chick does look like me and ALSO she is wearing my fav pair of @ray_ban which I SWEAR TO GOD I was shopping for a second pair online not an hour ago! It’s FATE! Do I go Sand or Dark Gray????

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 12, 2018

9. Dit is ook mooi: NFL-speler Anthony Beauvillier ziet een date met Anna wel zitten, maar zijn poging is een beetje magertjes.

https://twitter.com/titobeauvi21/status/1209992434354139136?s=20

Twitter schiet hem daarom even te hulp…

hey man thanks for letting me use your gear during that fundraiser you held for the animal shelter to save puppies. Your cup was way too big but other than that everything worked fine. Thanks again!

— Heatdaddy (@heatdaddy69420) December 26, 2019

Beau, thank you again for saving all those kittens at that animal shelter in the Bahamas when the Hurricane hit. Still amazed that you swam to Miami with them on your back.

— mattyboychuk (@ExIsledUsher) December 26, 2019

Remember Beau when you saved me from a burning building, cooked me a 7 course meal and taught me 8 languages , that was a great day

— Bruno Gervais (@bruno_gervais27) December 26, 2019

Met effect.

These replies have been my entertainment for the last two days. Thank you all for regaling me with the true tales of this man’s heroism.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 27, 2019

10. Dat Anna reageert is heel wat, want ze is nogal van de ‘ghosting’.

Ghosting: because I’d rather look like an asshole than let you slowly find out that I suck.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 3, 2019

11. Dat… of ze kon gewoon het juiste gifje niet vinden.

I didn’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right gif.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 4, 2018

12. Spirituele geest is het.

“I'm so cold. Now I'm immediately so hot.”

– my internal journey every four seconds on a plane.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 8, 2018

13. Mocht haar carrière ooit in het slop raken, kan ze altijd nog met eigen materiaal komen.

There must be SO much elevator security cam footage of me with headphones on, where I get in, wait for the doors to close, and then immediately bust a move like I’m headlining fucking Coachella.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 18, 2019

13. Wat we misschien wel het meest aan haar waarderen, zijn haar unieke inzichten.

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder."

– inventor of the sauna

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 24, 2018

My favorite thing about the #Cats trailer is that it didn’t awaken anything (new) in me, sexually. So. Phew.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 19, 2019