Guus Meeuwis zong het ooit al: “Het is een nacht, die je normaal alleen in films ziet”. Nou, deze bedblunders die zouden we heel graag een keer in films zien. Lees onderstaande verhalen voor een beetje extra zelfvertrouwen, want zo bont heb jij het in ieder geval nog niet gemaakt. (denken we)
1. Het begint allemaal met deze tweet.
2. Tja, de man denkt nog steeds dat het helemaal vlekkeloos ging.
when i lost my virginity he didn’t even get it in me, he was having sex with my bed and didn’t even realize it, i wasn’t turned on, but i liked him so i let him continue having sex with my bed and never told him
— ••• (@maleahisabela) March 11, 2020
3. Waar het hart van vol is.
the time i said my own name on accident right as we both climaxed 🤭
— gnarly carlie here (@hiitsmecarlie) March 11, 2020
4. Even prioriteiten stellen.
Once I was having sex in the kitchen, I was flipping tortillas and he was… doing his thing. I ended up banging my head on the stove vent and started bleeding down my face.. everywhere. But I did not burn the tortillas 😌
— I’m a Rocky 🪐 (@imarockyy) March 11, 2020
5. Test 123, Test Test.
One time I tapped the tip like it was a microphone, said “is this thing on?” Like mike wazowskie in monsters inc, and then as I explained the reference he went flaccid
— （’∽’) ❀ (@lentilslut) March 11, 2020
6. Doe dit thuis niet na mensen, doe dit thuis niet na.
Grabbed hand sanitizer instead of lube and generously applied it in the dark
— Rhy (@Rhymanimal) March 11, 2020
7. Was ze verpleegster of speelde ze verpleegster?
Dislocated my shoulder… she was a nurse and popped it back in
— Michael (@iammine843) March 10, 2020
8. Dankjewel voor de show.
Roomie in college was a total manwhore who Bc the walls were thin would wake me up with whatever random chick was there. I said to him “If your gonna keep me up you might as well give me a shout out.” That night around 230am I hear “Adam, I’m cummmmming!” Girl was very confused.
— 🇺🇸мαкє кяαмєяι¢α gяєαт🇺🇸 (@Seminole51) March 11, 2020
9. Hele grote oeps.
This guy went down on me one time and I was super sleepy so I fell asleep and farted in his face and he jerked back and screamed “omg I felt the wind”
— Morgs (@mmmmmmmorgs) March 11, 2020
10. Dit is niet bepaald aantrekkelijk nee.
One guy asked me how I felt during it and I said “Very nice” in a borat voice 😔 ive never even seen borat
— Kaycee™️ (@kayceegilcrease) March 11, 2020
11. Stop… en door.
dude was hittin it from behind and then stopped, got up, used his inhaler, then went right back to it like nothing happened
— chloe 🐝 (@chloerhause) March 11, 2020
12. Waar haal je het vandaan?
One time a guy was going down on me and came up, looked me directly in the eye and said while doing this gesture:
“compliments to the chef” pic.twitter.com/Vr8yGG9iwr
— Josie Gibson (@josie_gibsons) March 10, 2020
13. Handen wassen, altijd handen wassen.
One time a guy fingered me after doing a food challenge with extremely hot wings. This boy didnt wash his hands and got triple atomic hot sauce in my vagina. I have never felt such pain down there.
— Sam 🐝 (@sammgifford) March 11, 2020
14. Dit is altijd een slecht idee.
It was her first time ever and my first in like 3 years having sex. After she came, it was awkward for us both. I still don’t know why the hell I did this, but I pressed my index finger against her clit and said “ding dong” 😅
— srw Ⴟ (@weandourwords) March 11, 2020
15. Geen tijd voor spelletjes.
As he came he yelled “game over” in a video game voice then left.
— Dakota Dean (@_dakotadean) March 10, 2020
16. Misschien moet je gewoon even zeggen dat je dit niet fijn vindt.
A guy I had a one night stand with thought that blowing hard into my mouth was sexy. All it did was hurt my ears and make my eyes water. He also kept licking my front two teeth
— ludacris malfoy (@poormanskesha) March 11, 2020
17. En een laatste advies: kom van dat dak af.
Uhhhhh was on the roof and he went down on me and I made move that dead ass pushed him off the roof, like, I saw the look in his eyes when he went over the edge Lmaaaooo it was like mufasa and for a split second I thought I had killed him 😭😭 he ONLY broke his ankle. Oops.
— incredibly fitting (@Thetaelizabeth) March 11, 2020
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