Nadat de lunch van Zak Toscani’s collega uit de koelkast is geroofd en de camerabeelden zijn opgevraagd, ontstaat enorme ophef: wie is de grote garnalendief?
1. Dus het volgende is er aan de hand.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979448251546927104
2. Belangrijk detail:
The lunch in question was shrimp fried rice which means this escalates from a misdemeanor to felony no doubt
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018
3. De spanning op kantoor stijgt.
HOLY SHIT. He’s back. He watched the tape. He knows who did it.
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018
4. En dan ontploft de boel.
So the man who’s lunch was stolen sits across from me. The person who stole his lunch sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME! She left for the day before the investigation started
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018
5. Een belangrijke vraag rijst: waarom?!
According to the video, this psychopath DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FOOD. She took it out of the fridge and threw and buried it in the trash
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018
6. Maar weer vangen we bot.
Her motives remain completely unknown. In lieu of what he saw on the tape he has decided to not to press the matter anymore. I can’t say I blame him. We don’t know what this women’s fully capable of
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018
7. We worden van het koelkastje naar de muur gestuurd.
Points to clarify: he bought the shrimp fried rice around 11:30am (carry out) and put it in the fridge to chill until he takes lunch at noon. So she had exactly a 30min window of time to do what she did. There was no intention of microwaving the food
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
8. Zelfs nadat blijkt dat Zaks collega geen kwade intenties had.
Update: Ok so when dude watched the video with HR they asked “what do you want to do about it?” he told them he was solely interested in who did it and that he didn’t want to be responsible for someone getting fired
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
9. *Tromgeroffel*
After charges were dropped, HR sent a company wide email about not stealing people’s lunches. She is scheduled to arrive at work in 20min. My blood is on cocaine
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
9. En daar komt eindelijk de garnalendief in beeld.
She has walked into the room. And the room is dead silent. Dead fucking silent yet there is a palpable explosive energy pulsing through everyone but her
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
10. Zak houdt het ondertussen niet meer.
!!!! After seeing the HR email she says out loud “woah. Someone stole a lunch? Who would do something like that?” !!! I may have to run out of this room
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
11. De visliefhebber krijgt een steek onder water.
After she said that, shrimp guy responds “well yea it’s not ok to throw someone’s food away” we’re all about to start screaming
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
12. Maar dat lijkt weinig te helpen.
This shits about to get crazier. After he says that she goes “oh it was your lunch?” BEAT she continues “well why would you go to HR about that?!”
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
13. De dief blijft er rijstkoud onder.
Dude just sighed and went back to work after she said what she said. She looks frightwningly calm
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
14. Ondanks haar overduidelijke schuldigheid.
I’ll keep updating if anything else occurs but all I can say is that EVERYONE in the office from the janitor to the founder knows what she did. She now carries an invisible scarlet letter
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
15. Zak zelf komt ook nog even in het spel.
Unbeknownst to the guy and the woman, I just ordered 3 shrimp fried rice plates for lunch and will be hand delivering them
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
15. Wat een viswijf.
She took the fried rice from me with a big smile on her face. She’s eating it and loving it. This is utter ruthlessness
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
16. Ja, en wij houden van eerlijkheid.
“I LOVE shrimp fried rice” – the thief
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018
17. Helaas, dit visterie zal voor altijd onopgelost blijven.
I wish I could close this up with a neat little bow, but, it appears that we may never know why she did it. Maybe she doesn’t know she did it. Either way I’m now forced to work 40hrs a week next to a cold blooded individual
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018