Deze hond twittert over zijn leven en dat is precies wat we nodig hebben

Honden, huisdieren, twitter

27 maart, 2020
Door: Dewi Lanslots

2 minuten lezen

Wat zou het geweldig zijn als je kunt praten met honden. Waar denken zij aan en waar zijn zij op een dag mee bezig? Dit Twitter account laat het ons maar al te graag zien…

1. Viervoeters krijgen de tijd van quarantaine wel degelijk mee en genieten er zelfs van.

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 10, 2020

2. Nu de eerste zonnestralen langzaam tevoorschijn komen, staan honden vaak vooraan om ervan te genieten.

gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 20, 2020

3. En voor als je jezelf afvroeg waarom ze niet naar binnen willen komen..

i went outside one more time before bed. the human kept calling me. but the stars look so nice right now. if i sit and enjoy them long enough. the human will have no choice. but to come out. and enjoy them with me

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 4, 2019

4. Pas op dat je niet in de valse trucjes trapt (maar dat blijven we toch wel doen).

there are many humans in the household right now. and they all seem to have snacks. so i’m going to convince each and every one of them. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 28, 2019

5. Hun favoriete hobby: dat kun je vast al raden.

gooooob morning. i made a list. of what i would like to accomplish today

7. a big nap
1. maybe get some rest after that
4. sneak in a snoozle
4b. perhaps multiple

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 3, 2020

6. We haten het, maar we houden ervan.

sometimes. i’ll pretend i need to tell you a secret. but when you lean in close. i’ll lick your ear instead. i am a master of deception

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 13, 2019

7. Oh daarom!

outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 9, 2019

8. Zolang we maar niet wakker worden dan..

so sorry to interrupt. but i hope all your dreams come true

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 19, 2019

9. Eens.

petting me with your foot. only counts. as half a pet

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 22, 2019

10. Ja, klopt wel.

the human keeps a picture of me. on the front of their little computer. so they can show everyone they meet. wherever they go. just how beautiful i am

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 4, 2019

11. Zelf zijn ze wat minder loyaal als het om knuffels gaat…

i would like more frens. so i have made a list of my best qualities. for your consideration

6. am fluffy
1. can jump (and sit)
C. sometimes i sneeze

i look forward. to hearing from you

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 8, 2019

12. Ja, daar ga je al.

the human invited some frens over. and one of them is sitting on the floor. gently rubbing my ears. they refer to me as the squishy wonder. and if my human doesn’t step it up. i’m going home with them

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 29, 2019

13. En als de kont niet vast zat..

the small neighbor human and i. have been working on a puzzle. for quite some time. we only have one piece left. but we can’t find it anywhere. i hope i didn’t eat it. that sounds like something i might do

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 24, 2019

14. Dat wordt toch maar een ander smoesje bedenken dan.

the small neighbor human. came over after school. to try to get me to eat their homework. while i don’t condone such behavior. i absolutely complied

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 17, 2019

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